Slutty Island

Season 5, Episode 14 -  Air Date: 9/3/2012
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From Bravo: Tomas arrives at the ‘Wives party, while Aviva also makes her way to St. Barths.

‘The Real Housewives of New York‘ Recap: Cabana Fever

Last time we checked in with the Real Housewives of New York, LuAnn wanted to keep her wild night in St. Barths a secret but "Johnny Depp" is the same in any language. What happens in St. Barths will not stay in St. Barths. Especially not if you get Sonja and Ramona ("Ramonja") involved. So this woman Cat and Tomas, Luann‘s secret one-night-stand, show up to this big house party they‘re throwing, and the house party turns out to be, like St. Barths and the plane in to it, very very small.But if Luann wants to keep things a secret, she shouldn‘t act like Tomas belongs to her, telling him not to get too friendly when he kisses Ramona on the cheek. To that, he responds, "Money can‘t pay you class." Ramona decides this is a fun game to play, and now it is clear that Luann and Tomas had a midnight rendezvous. So she makes it her mission to get it out of Tomas, but he made it quite clear with his previous statement, that his English is not so good, so it will be difficult to tell whether he‘s being coy, or just doesn‘t understand what she‘s asking.
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