Last time we left the New Jersey Housewives, they were in Chicago preparing for Carolines brothers gay wedding. And Juicy Joe was making HILARIOUS jokes that for some reason no one thought were funny! The next morning, Teresa shows up on the cover of InTouch Magazine. The cover reads "Im Terrified of Being Poor!" and features Teresa, her kids, and a puppy. Teresa claims to be terrified of dogs, though, so the puppy is just the beginning of everyones confusion.Greg returns to the Manzo room with toothpaste and an InTouch magazine. The magazine has "twisted" quotes from Caroline and the others. The article claims that her friends are bullying her for being broke. It also says Teresa is "building an empire," but Id be willing to bet she said "building an umpire," and they just connected the dots. Jacqueline doesnt really care about the article, but Caroline is pissed.
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