The Real Housewives of New Jersey are going to Punta Cana! And we all know how well these trips go. Melissa knows, so shes trying hard to avoid anything that might cause a fight ... like football. She wants to bring back the spirit of the old days, when she, Teresa, and Kathy, would go to the Dominican Republic together. Many noses and breasts ago.Teresa is focused on who will look the best. And she wants to set a good example for her kids by getting along with her brother. Teresa, I cant say this enough: YOUR HUSBAND IS THE PROBLEM. The Manzos and the Laritas are also going, because it wouldnt be a fun trip without Jacqueline and the Manzos. Caroline just needs to make sure Lauren doesnt get eaten by sharks, who like shiny things. Ashley wont be going because she "didnt feel like " getting her passport. Too bad, I was hoping shed get eaten by sharks.
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