One clump of weave and "like, eight" police cars later, The New Jersey Housewives prepare for the inevitable aftershock of a Teresa-Danielle girl fight. Teresa sends her daughters to karate class, in hopes of strengthening the Giudice Army. Meanwhile, Danielle takes her daughters to a self-defense class (but its really for her, because why else would Danny be there creepily watching, looking like a war-torn extra in the movie Footloose?).As part of her petition to become the new Housewife, Kim G. visits Jacqueline. One of my burning questions was answered, Danielle got the remnants of her weave from Kim G., who will do anything to fuel the flame. There were also some very slow developments with the Albie story line but I just dont even want to talk about it until someone throws a table.
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