The Italy extravaganza continues as Teresa and Joe give everyone an all-out tour of their hometown, complete with hordes of relatives and a family dinner like only the Giudice’s can create. Not to be outdone, Danielle meets with a private investigator in an effort to reconnect with her own family roots, and finds that sometimes blood is not thicker than water.

We last left three of the Housewives and their families in Italy, and they can stay there for all I care. But they still have to ruin the natural beauty of Naples. I did enjoy hearing Teresa try to pronounce "bidet" though. Caroline and Albert plan their escape and Albert takes the words out of my mind: "with any luck Vesuvius will erupt."Back in New Jersey, Danielle (bleh) forces her daughters to hear her bemoan the spoiling of her decision to find her biological mother. Good talk, girls, let‘s begrudgingly pound and explode it.
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