Kevin Malone (Brian Baumgartner) is a character on the popular TV show 'The Office'. Kevin is an accountant for the Dunder Mifflin Paper Distributor Company. He is a quiet man who makes a lot of sarcastic, blunt, and often times offensive comments about the other employees. It is a running joke throughout the series that his pastime includes looking at pornography on the computer. Kevin is engaged to a woman named Stacy (Trish Gates) who is the fourth woman to whom he has proposed and the first to say yes. He does not have a lot of responsibility at Dunder Mifflin as he mostly shreds company documents. Kevin also suffers from a foot condition called Planters and Angela (Angela Kinsey) is often disgusted by his feet.
"I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night."
" I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is. "