Season 8 Episodes

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Acting Out

Season 8, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/22/2006
After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind.
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Fight Schlub

Season 8, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/15/2006
Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke.
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Hartford Wailer

Season 8, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/8/2006
Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends.
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Four Play

Season 8, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/1/2006
Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well.
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Emotional Rollercoaster

Season 8, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/10/2006
Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.
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Sold-Y Locks

Season 8, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/20/2006
In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.
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Present Tense

Season 8, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/13/2006
The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.
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Knee Jerk

Season 8, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/6/2006
After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage.
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Buggie Nights

Season 8, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/27/2006
Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job.
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Apartment Complex

Season 8, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/6/2006
Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.
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Gambling N'Diction

Season 8, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/23/2006
After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament.
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Fresh Brood

Season 8, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/6/2006
Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month.
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Baker's Doesn't

Season 8, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/19/2005
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake.
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Raygin Bulls

Season 8, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/28/2005
Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.
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G'Night, Stalker

Season 8, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/21/2005
Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.
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Move Doubt

Season 8, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/14/2005
Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors.
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Inn Escapable

Season 8, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/7/2005
A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.
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Shear Torture

Season 8, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/24/2005
Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.
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Sandwiched Out

Season 8, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/17/2005
A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.
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Like Hell

Season 8, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/10/2005
Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation
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Consummate Professional

Season 8, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/3/2005
Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.
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Vocal Discord

Season 8, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/26/2005
When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea.
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Pole Lox

Season 8, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/19/2005
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.