Season 7 Episodes

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Buy Curious

Season 7, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/18/2005
When Doug and Carrie's neighbor passes away, their grief is quickly replaced by hope when they realize his empty residence could prove to be a profitable investment.
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Slippery Slope

Season 7, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/9/2005
Doug lures Carrie to a timeshare sales ski weekend where the strength of their relationship is tested under the intense sales pressure.
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Catching Hell

Season 7, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/20/2005
A work event in a ballpark skybox leads Carrie, Doug and his buddies out to the game - but when an important client finds fault with Doug, Spence has to step in as the devoted husband.
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Ice Cubed

Season 7, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/13/2005
As the snow falls in Queens, Carrie heads out to buy an iPod - but instead of achieving musical nirvana, she finds herself stranded on a cold street and in a moral dilemma.
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Van, Go

Season 7, Episode 18 - Air Date: 4/6/2005
While eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift ends.
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Wish Boned

Season 7, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/30/2005
When Doug wins a trip to St. Louis to see the Final Four, he is reluctant to bring Arthur. However, Carrie tells him that if he does this, he never has to take him to the senior center or see his naked back again.
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Black List

Season 7, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/16/2005
When Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own "roots" in an attempt to win him back.
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Deconstructing Carrie

Season 7, Episode 15 - Air Date: 3/2/2005
Carrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as she passes by in hopes of cheering her up.
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Hi, School

Season 7, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/23/2005
When delivering a package to his old high school, Doug meets his old football coach, and against Carrie's wishes, begins to return to the school on a regular basis as the football hero.
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Gorilla Warfare

Season 7, Episode 13 - Air Date: 2/16/2005
Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth about that night; Danny falls for Holly after his girlfriend breaks up with him
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Gym Neighbors

Season 7, Episode 12 - Air Date: 2/9/2005
When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.
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Pour Judgment

Season 7, Episode 11 - Air Date: 1/26/2005
Doug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie's angst. Although she starts to warm up the the idea, Doug soon realizes that dreams are not always what they are cracked up to be.
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Domestic Disturbance

Season 7, Episode 10 - Air Date: 1/19/2005
Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence's mom, Veronica.
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Cologne Ranger

Season 7, Episode 9 - Air Date: 1/12/2005
After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can't stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad behaviors of her own.
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Awed Couple

Season 7, Episode 8 - Air Date: 1/5/2005
When a fight causes a rift in the Palmer/Heffernan relationship, Doug and Carrie attempt to get back at the Palmers by getting a new couple as friends.
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Silent Mite

Season 7, Episode 7 - Air Date: 12/15/2004
While Christmas shopping at the mall, Doug loses his wallet and begins a quest to find the wallet and the culprit who may have stolen it.
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Offtrack... Bedding

Season 7, Episode 6 - Air Date: 12/8/2004
Doug's parents pay a visit to the Heffernan household, where Doug surprises them with theater tickets.
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Name Dropper

Season 7, Episode 5 - Air Date: 12/1/2004
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.
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Entertainment Weakly

Season 7, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/24/2004
Doug's position as the "Funny Guy" is threatened, when IPS' new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations.
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Furious Gorge

Season 7, Episode 3 - Air Date: 11/10/2004
On the way to a overeating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group, and decides to join them instead.
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Dugan Groupie

Season 7, Episode 2 - Air Date: 11/3/2004
Carrie and Doug have a conflict of interest when Carrie begins to stay late every night at work but it leaves Doug to feel neglected.
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Lost Vegas

Season 7, Episode 1 - Air Date: 10/27/2004
In an attempt to go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys, Doug begins to build up credit by taking Carrie to a spa.