Season 5 Episodes

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Bed Spread

Season 5, Episode 25 - Air Date: 5/19/2003
Doug breaks the bed, and when Carrie and Doug find a new one that they like, it has to be ordered, thus leaving them with nothing, until they borrow two twin beds for the time being.
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Taste Buds

Season 5, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/12/2003
Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants.
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Dog Shelter

Season 5, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/5/2003
Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was 11, that they still have today, and Doug is 38!
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Queens'bro Bridge

Season 5, Episode 22 - Air Date: 4/28/2003
Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on the freeway.
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Clothes Encounter

Season 5, Episode 21 - Air Date: 4/21/2003
Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then returning them within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is afraid of his dog and tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.
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Driving Reign

Season 5, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/14/2003
Danny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug.
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Cowardly Lyin'

Season 5, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/31/2003
Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it.
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Steve Moscow

Season 5, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/10/2003
Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka.
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S'Poor House

Season 5, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/24/2003
The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000!
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Golden Moldy

Season 5, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/17/2003
Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house, all is not so fun.
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Animal Attraction

Season 5, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/10/2003
Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentines Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another.
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Prints Charming

Season 5, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/3/2003
Doug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they find out that their lives aren't as good as the others, so they try to do what are seen in the photos.
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Attention Deficit

Season 5, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/20/2003
Doug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party thrown by a new co-worker.
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Jung Frankenstein

Season 5, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/6/2003
Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist.
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Mentalo Case

Season 5, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/16/2002
A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift, but this proves hard to do when everyone thinks of the wrong gifts they are receiving, altering their original gift choices.
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Loaner Car

Season 5, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/25/2002
Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly's services, his web of lies soon gets out of control.
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Connect Four

Season 5, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/18/2002
Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug's friends. But when they realize Carrie's favored couple doesn't work for Doug, and Doug's favored couple doesn't work for Carrie, they decide on playing cupid.
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Flash Photography

Season 5, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/11/2002
At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom.
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Flame Resistant

Season 5, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/4/2002
Doug and Carrie run into Doug's high school girlfriend, Margie, at his favorite sports bar. Carrie gets jealous when she discovers that Doug's mother would rather spend time with his ex-girlfriend than her.
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Business Affairs

Season 5, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/28/2002
Doug stops by Carrie's office, and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threatened by just how close the two are.
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Mammary Lane

Season 5, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/21/2002
Doug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering her career.
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Kirbed Enthusiasm

Season 5, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/14/2002
Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea until she sees an interesting photo of him.
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Holy Mackerel

Season 5, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/7/2002
Doug and Carrie run into Father McAndrew at the fish market. They exchange pleasantries and as they are parting ways, Father McAndrew tells them that he would love to see them in church sometime.
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Window Pain

Season 5, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/30/2002
Mike and Debi, a bright young couple, move in next door to Doug and Carrie. The Heffernans don't make the greatest first impression as an argument they're having can be heard throughout the neighborhood.
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Arthur, Spooner

Season 5, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/23/2002
Carrie has been put in charge of overseeing a group of people who will be organizing and distributing legal documents for one of her firm's big cases.