The ghost of Bentley‘s dickishness still haunts The Bachelorette in week four, and probably will for the rest of the season. When we last left Ashley, she was so distraught over his betrayal that she (gasp! put hand to forehead! roll eyes! faint!) canceled the cocktail party. This week, will our fragile dental student be able to extract his evil talons from her tender heart and allow the 12 remaining men even just a chance to stick their tongues in her mouth? Don‘t count on it. A good drinking game for tonight‘s episode (if you want to go to the hospital, to find yourself a hot doc to marry while you‘re getting your stomach pumped, girl-buddies!) is to drink every time you hear "Bentley" or "no regrets." It‘s a really great mantra for people like Ashley, who make bad calls almost constantly. "No regrets! I want to NEVER learn from my mistakes! Let‘s go planking again!"
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