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Not Gonna Do It

After careful thought and consideration, I have decided not to blog the 20th season of The Amazing Race for the following reasons:#1 Brendon#2 Rachel#3 Brendon and Rachel, the entity#4 Brendon and Rachel's wretched fans#5 The cackles.
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I Give A Damn

We've been whisked around the world hither and thither, to and fro, and it all ends here bitches... in Atlanta.
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Holy Balls!

Nestled between Colombia and Costa Rica, lies the port-ly country of Panama. Connecting two oceans and controlling the largest portion of rain forest in the Western Hemisphere, Panama is home to the second most competitive economy in all of Latin America.
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I'm A Pancake Man

Where the pillows are plush fluffy waffles and where the rivers run thick with chocolate is where we'll continue this terminal race around the world.
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My Crackers Were About Ready To Come Out

This week we are plopped into the center of the land of waffles, sprouts, and chocolate. Belgium isn't a large country per se, but it is a powerful one - powerful enough to smoosh your junk into teeny weeny briefs and make you pose for your supper.
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Eat My Sweaty Ass Butter

Let us whisk away to Denmark where the streets are lined with pastries, the dogs are extra large, a college education comes with your first diaper change, and health care for everyone!
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Finding A Hair On An Elephant's Butt

Africa, where all life began and lions (and beds) attack. Specifically, Malawi. Madonna's shopping mall.
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Blogus Interruptus

The Bitchy Amazing Race Blog will return Monday, November 7.Sorry about that, bitches. Real life is calling.
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Tell Us To Find Some Lady Boys

The hustle and bustle of Thailand's capital city, Bangkok, is calling, my friends. What began as a small trading center and port community has grown exponentially over time into an epicenter of high finance and international travel.
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We're Going To Bucket!

Derived from the Malay word bukit, the unfortunately named province of Phuket actually translates to "hill".
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