This week, Survivor is all about Redemption Island, where an epic battle takes place. On one side is Matt, the God-loving Christian who helps old ladies across the street and whose farts smell like lavender. Hes the embodiment of puppies and Christmas and everything good in the world. On the other side is big, bad Russell, the biggest villain in Survivor history. He has a forked tongue, cloven hooves and he gives wedgies to handicapped children.
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