Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed.

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Free Willzyx

Season 9, Episode 13 - Air Date: 11/30/2005

A "talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget.

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Trapped in the Closet

Season 9, Episode 12 - Air Date: 11/16/2005

Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

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Ginger Kids

Season 9, Episode 11 - Air Date: 11/9/2005

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

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Follow That Egg

Season 9, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/2/2005

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.

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Marjorine

Season 9, Episode 9 - Air Date: 10/26/2005

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors.

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Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Season 9, Episode 8 - Air Date: 10/19/2005

A GLOBAL WARMING STATE OF EMERGENCY is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

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Erection Day

Season 9, Episode 7 - Air Date: 4/20/2005

All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines.

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The Death of Eric Cartman

Season 9, Episode 6 - Air Date: 4/13/2005

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him.

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The Losing Edge

Season 9, Episode 5 - Air Date: 4/6/2005

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

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Best Friends Forever

Season 9, Episode 4 - Air Date: 3/30/2005

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it.

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Wing

Season 9, Episode 3 - Air Date: 3/23/2005

As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away.

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Die Hippie, Die

Season 9, Episode 2 - Air Date: 3/16/2005

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Season 9, Episode 1 - Air Date: 3/9/2005

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too.

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Die Hippie, Die

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