Season 8 Episodes

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Woodland Critter Christmas

Season 8, Episode 14 - Air Date: 12/15/2004
Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior.
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Cartman's Incredible Gift

Season 8, Episode 13 - Air Date: 12/8/2004
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price.
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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Season 8, Episode 12 - Air Date: 12/1/2004
All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone.
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Quest for Ratings

Season 8, Episode 11 - Air Date: 11/17/2004
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
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Season 8, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/10/2004
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school.
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Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Season 8, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/3/2004
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains.
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Douche and Turd

Season 8, Episode 8 - Air Date: 10/27/2004
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one.
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Season 8, Episode 7 - Air Date: 4/28/2004
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal.
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The Jeffersons

Season 8, Episode 6 - Air Date: 4/21/2004
All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals.
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Season 8, Episode 5 - Air Date: 4/14/2004
Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him.
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You Got F**ked in the Ass

Season 8, Episode 4 - Air Date: 4/7/2004
It’s up to Stan to put a team of South Park’s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
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The Passion of the Jew

Season 8, Episode 3 - Air Date: 3/31/2004
Kyle finally sees "The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out it’s message.
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Up the Down Steroid

Season 8, Episode 2 - Air Date: 3/24/2004
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy.
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Good Times with Weapons

Season 8, Episode 1 - Air Date: 3/17/2004
South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.