Season 7 Episodes

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It's Christmas in Canada

Season 7, Episode 15 - Air Date: 12/17/2003
When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister.
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Season 7, Episode 14 - Air Date: 12/10/2003
In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her.
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Butt Out

Season 7, Episode 13 - Air Date: 12/3/2003
After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.
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All About the Mormons?

Season 7, Episode 12 - Air Date: 11/19/2003
A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it.
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Casa Bonita

Season 7, Episode 11 - Air Date: 11/12/2003
Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters.
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Grey Dawn

Season 7, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/5/2003
Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens.
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Christian Rock Hard

Season 7, Episode 9 - Air Date: 10/29/2003
The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree.
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South Park is Gay!

Season 7, Episode 8 - Air Date: 10/22/2003
The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad.
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Red Man's Greed

Season 7, Episode 7 - Air Date: 4/30/2003
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino.
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Lil' Crime Stoppers

Season 7, Episode 6 - Air Date: 4/23/2003
The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters.
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Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Season 7, Episode 5 - Air Date: 4/16/2003
For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet.
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I'm A Little Bit Country

Season 7, Episode 4 - Air Date: 4/9/2003
After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers.
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Toilet Paper

Season 7, Episode 3 - Air Date: 4/2/2003
When the boys get held after school by their art teacher for not appreciating art, Cartman convinces them that the only way to get back at her is to.
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Krazy Kripples

Season 7, Episode 2 - Air Date: 3/26/2003
Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth.
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Season 7, Episode 1 - Air Date: 3/19/2003
The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors.