Season 5 Episodes

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Butters' Very Own Episode

Season 5, Episode 14 - Air Date: 12/12/2001
Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home.
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Kenny Dies

Season 5, Episode 13 - Air Date: 12/5/2001
In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research.
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Here Comes the Neighborhood

Season 5, Episode 12 - Air Date: 11/28/2001
Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park.
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The Entity

Season 5, Episode 11 - Air Date: 11/21/2001
Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him.
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How To Eat With Your Butt

Season 5, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/14/2001
Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse.
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Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Season 5, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/7/2001
In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans.
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Season 5, Episode 8 - Air Date: 8/8/2001
The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high.
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Proper Condom Use

Season 5, Episode 7 - Air Date: 8/1/2001
Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr.
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Season 5, Episode 6 - Air Date: 7/25/2001
Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland!
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Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Season 5, Episode 5 - Air Date: 7/18/2001
In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences.
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Scott Tenorman Must Die

Season 5, Episode 4 - Air Date: 7/11/2001
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.
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Super Best Friends

Season 5, Episode 3 - Air Date: 7/4/2001
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought.
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Cripple Fight

Season 5, Episode 2 - Air Date: 6/27/2001
Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy.
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It Hits the Fan

Season 5, Episode 1 - Air Date: 6/20/2001
The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama.