Season 3 Episodes

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Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)

Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 1/12/2000
The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono.
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Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 12/29/1999
Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle.
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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 12/1/1999
Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics.
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The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)

Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 11/24/1999
South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand.
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Starvin' Marvin in Space!

Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 11/17/1999
Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to Sally Struthers.
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Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 11/10/1999
Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee.
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Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 11/3/1999
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor.
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Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 10/27/1999
Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary.
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Jewbilee (3)

Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 7/28/1999
Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr.
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Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) (a.k.a. Melvins)

Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 7/21/1999
Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids.
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Cat Orgy (1)

Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 7/14/1999
Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band.
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Sexual Harassment Panda

Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 7/7/1999
Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad is getting rich.
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Tweek vs. Craig

Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 6/23/1999
The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are.
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Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 6/16/1999
The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course.
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The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)

Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 4/21/1999
Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesn't like.
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Spontaneous Combustion

Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 4/14/1999
Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection.
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Rainforest Schmainforest

Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 4/7/1999
Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest.