Season 5 Episodes

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The Opposite

Season 5, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/19/1994
George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house.
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The Hamptons

Season 5, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/19/1994
Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see the baby" and enjoy the weekend. George's girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does.
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The Fire

Season 5, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/12/1994
Kramer is dating one of Elaine's co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a national magazine critic in the audience.
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The Raincoats (2)

Season 5, Episode 19 - Air Date: 5/5/1994
Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them.
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The Raincoats (1)

Season 5, Episode 18 - Air Date: 4/28/1994
Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend.
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The Wife

Season 5, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/17/1994
A girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George uses the shower at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid of being turned in after being seen.
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The Stand-In

Season 5, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/24/1994
Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a "little person", into getting lifts to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick friend, who's in need of a good laugh, at the hospital.
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The Pie

Season 5, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/17/1994
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The Marine Biologist

Season 5, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/10/1994
Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist.
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The Dinner Party

Season 5, Episode 13 - Air Date: 2/3/1994
The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose the chocolate pastry and the one they get has a hair on it.
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The Stall

Season 5, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/6/1994
While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece.
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The Conversion

Season 5, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/16/1993
George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons.
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The Cigar Store Indian

Season 5, Episode 10 - Air Date: 12/9/1993
Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr.
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The Masseuse

Season 5, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/18/1993
Elaine meets a man who's perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer.
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The Barber

Season 5, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/11/1993
George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation.
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The Non-Fat Yogurt

Season 5, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/4/1993
When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop.
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The Lip Reader

Season 5, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/28/1993
Jerry is smitten with a line judge at the US Open, but after he gets her attention, he finds out she is deaf.
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The Bris

Season 5, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/14/1993
George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks that he has stumbled on the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man.
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The Sniffing Accountant

Season 5, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/7/1993
George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a drug user.
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The Glasses

Season 5, Episode 3 - Air Date: 9/30/1993
George's glasses are stolen and he needs a new pair, so he goes to see Kramer's friend to get a thirty percent discount; all Elaine gets is bitten by a dog and then she becomes afraid of them.
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The Puffy Shirt

Season 5, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/23/1993
George is forced to move in with his parents. He gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe.
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The Mango

Season 5, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/16/1993
George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms.