Season 3 Episodes

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The Keys

Season 3, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/6/1992
Kramer invades Jerry's life too much, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges. Realizing that he has broken the "covenant of the keys" gives Kramer the realization he is now free to come out of the shadows.
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The Parking Space

Season 3, Episode 22 - Air Date: 4/22/1992
Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because the car is now making a strange clanking noise.
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The Letter

Season 3, Episode 21 - Air Date: 3/25/1992
Kramer poses for a painting, that an elderly couple becomes just crazy about. George feels obligated to buy something when he accompanies Jerry to his new girlfriend's art studio.
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The Good Samaritan

Season 3, Episode 20 - Air Date: 3/4/1992
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then he wants to date her, after dating her he finds out she hit another woman he's always wanted to date.
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The Limo

Season 3, Episode 19 - Air Date: 2/26/1992
On a whim, Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane.
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The Boyfriend (2)

Season 3, Episode 18 - Air Date: 2/12/1992
George tries two more approaches with the unemployment officer. Kramer gets Jerry to accompany him to see a former neighbors' new baby, "you got to see the baby.
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The Boyfriend (1)

Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/12/1992
Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, George is out of time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his scheme to get a 13 week extension.
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The Fix-Up

Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/5/1992
After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine's friend on a blind date, then they await the results.
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The Suicide

Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 1/29/1992
Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jerry is hit on by his girlfriend, Gina, while at the hospital.
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The Pez Dispenser

Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 1/15/1992
Kramer joins the "Polar Bear Club." Jerry gets one of Kramer's Pez dispensers which makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital of George's girlfriend, and that puts their relationship in jeopardy.
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The Subway

Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/8/1992
Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview.
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The Red Dot

Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 12/11/1991
Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon. Elaine gets George a job, so he buys her a gift, an $85 cashmere sweater.
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The Alternate Side

Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/4/1991
Jerry's car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other; this turns into a disaster for local traffic flow.
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The Stranded

Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/27/1991
Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations.
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The Nose Job

Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/20/1991
Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is great" but not anything else.
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The Tape

Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/13/1991
George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks dirty into his tape recorder and everyone becomes excited by the voice.
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The Cafe

Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/6/1991
Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend, so Elaine helps him in "a caper" where she takes the test for him.
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The Parking Garage

Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/30/1991
Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs to use the bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted.
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The Library

Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/16/1991
The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.
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The Dog

Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/9/1991
Jerry is watching an unruly dog, for a fellow airline passenger who's sick in a hospital somewhere in Chicago.
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The Pen

Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/2/1991
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a slight overdose of muscle relaxants and the disposition of a pen that writes upside down.
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The Truth

Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/25/1991
George's relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry's tax audit worries- until she becomes his former girlfriend.
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The Note

Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/18/1991
Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with his therapist leads to a misunderstanding.