As I covered extensively last night, nothing new really came to light on the Bachelorette: The Men Tell All special, unless you count the shocking revelation that even after months of sober reflection and hours of watching themselves say many terrible things on television, Kalon and Ryan haven‘t grown at all.

Everyone got their drinks, barf buckets and awkwardness shields at the ready? GREAT! It‘s time for The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All, when the men Emily Maynard didn‘t pick as her pre-husband gather for one final shot at being memorable.

Say what you will about Ryan Bowers -- oh, and I have -- but you could never accuse the guy of not trying hard enough with Bachelorette Emily Maynard.

As you‘ve probably seen if you‘ve been to the grocery store in the past week, Life & Style is currently running a cover story about Emily with the headline, "YES, I‘M ENGAGED.

Platonic Travis and Egotistic Ryan finally get the boot after their one-on-one dates, while the six remaining guys join Emily on a group date in kilts.

Could anything possibly top last week‘s Bachelorette episode, with its Shakespeare butchery and "baggage" screamfest?

Photos and details from Week 5 of Emily Maynard‘s Bachelorette adventure, in which she and her final 10 men travel to London, where 8 men put on a show in Stratford-upon-Avon, and a tour of the city ends with Emily and one handsome bachelor in a romantic lock-up in the Tower of London.

As the weeks go on, it only becomes clearer that ABC cast very few legitimate candidates to be Emily Maynard‘s husband and her daughter‘s new dad.