Season 7 Episodes

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Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7, Episode 26 - Air Date: 5/24/1995
A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure.
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Couch Potatoes

Season 7, Episode 25 - Air Date: 5/24/1995
Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
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The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/17/1995
Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.
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The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/10/1995
Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.
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Happy Trailers

Season 7, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/3/1995
Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance.
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Husbands and Wives

Season 7, Episode 21 - Air Date: 3/29/1995
Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.
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The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)

Season 7, Episode 20 - Air Date: 3/22/1995
The ""Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon"" visits Roseanne.
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The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)

Season 7, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/1/1995
Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball; in the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.
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Single Married Female

Season 7, Episode 18 - Air Date: 2/22/1995
In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
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Lost Youth

Season 7, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/15/1995
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
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Season 7, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/8/1995
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
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Bed and Bored

Season 7, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/1/1995
Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
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My Name is Bev

Season 7, Episode 14 - Air Date: 1/11/1995
After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar.
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Rear Window

Season 7, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/4/1995
The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom.
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The Parenting Trap

Season 7, Episode 12 - Air Date: 12/14/1994
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.
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Maybe Baby

Season 7, Episode 11 - Air Date: 11/30/1994
Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.
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Thanksgiving '94

Season 7, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/23/1994
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
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White Men Can't Kiss

Season 7, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/16/1994
D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.
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Punch and Jimmy

Season 7, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/9/1994
An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.
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Follow the Son

Season 7, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/2/1994
D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.
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Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/26/1994
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred â€" intimately.
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Season 7, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/19/1994
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.
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Girl Talk

Season 7, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/12/1994
Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little ""girl talk"" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences â€" and disfunctions.
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Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/5/1994
Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
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Two for One

Season 7, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/28/1994
Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.
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Nine is Enough

Season 7, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/21/1994
Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing.