Season 5 Episodes

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Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5, Episode 25 - Air Date: 5/18/1993
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.
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Tooth or Consequences

Season 5, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/11/1993
Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school â€" but David is rejected.
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Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/4/1993
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.
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Promises, Promises

Season 5, Episode 22 - Air Date: 4/6/1993
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
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Playing with Matches

Season 5, Episode 21 - Air Date: 3/23/1993
Making of Prison Break is a deeper look behind the scenes of Prison Break. In this 30-minute featurette, a variety of cast and crew speak about a wide range of aspects concerning the show, including the origins, the development, the future, the cast and characters, the writers and writing structure/style, the location itself as well as personal perspectives, decision-making, and more.
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It was Twenty Years Ago Today

Season 5, Episode 20 - Air Date: 3/9/1993
For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.
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It's a Boy!

Season 5, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/2/1993
Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
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Lose a Job, Winnebago

Season 5, Episode 18 - Air Date: 2/23/1993
The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
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First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/16/1993
A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
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Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

Season 5, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/9/1993
The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry -- and sharing a drink with the ""other woman"" in his life.
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Lanford Daze

Season 5, Episode 15 - Air Date: 1/26/1993
Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat.
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War and Peace (2)

Season 5, Episode 14 - Air Date: 1/12/1993
Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
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Crime and Punishment (1)

Season 5, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/5/1993
Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
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It's No Place Like Home for The Holidays

Season 5, Episode 12 - Air Date: 12/15/1992
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.
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Of Ice and Men

Season 5, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/1/1992
D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
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Good Girls, Bad Girls

Season 5, Episode 10 - Air Date: 6/13/1995
Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
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Stand on Your Man

Season 5, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/17/1992
The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class.
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Ladies' Choice

Season 5, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/10/1992
Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement centre, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.
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Halloween IV

Season 5, Episode 7 - Air Date: 10/27/1992
Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.
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Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Season 5, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/20/1992
Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
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Pretty in Black

Season 5, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/13/1992
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.
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Mommy Nearest

Season 5, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/6/1992
Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.
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The Dark Ages

Season 5, Episode 3 - Air Date: 9/29/1992
The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
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Terms of Estrangement (2)

Season 5, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/22/1992
Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
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Terms of Estrangement (1)

Season 5, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/15/1992
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.