Season 3 Episodes

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The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3, Episode 25 - Air Date: 5/14/1991
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.
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Scenes from a Barbecue

Season 3, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/7/1991
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
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Dances with Darlene

Season 3, Episode 23 - Air Date: 4/30/1991
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she's rather attact attention for her softball skills.
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Second Time Around

Season 3, Episode 22 - Air Date: 4/2/1991
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
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Troubles with the Rubbles

Season 3, Episode 21 - Air Date: 3/26/1991
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
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Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3, Episode 20 - Air Date: 3/12/1991
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.
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Vegas Interruptus

Season 3, Episode 19 - Air Date: 2/26/1991
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
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Communicable Theater

Season 3, Episode 18 - Air Date: 2/19/1991
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
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Valentine's Day

Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/12/1991
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
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Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/5/1991
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.
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Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 1/22/1991
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
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The Wedding

Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 1/15/1991
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
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The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/8/1991
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
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Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 12/12/1990
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/4/1990
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel â€" and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
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Dream Lover

Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/27/1990
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Bird is the Word

Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/13/1990
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo â€" which makes her suddenly popular at school â€" but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
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PMS, I Love You

Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/6/1990
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
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Trick or Treat

Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 10/30/1990
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
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Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/23/1990
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
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Goodbye, Mr. Right

Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/15/1990
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman.
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Like, a New Job

Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/9/1990
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
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Like, a Virgin

Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/2/1990
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky ""the talk"" â€" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
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Friends and Relatives

Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/25/1990
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
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The Test

Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/18/1990
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.