August 20, 2008
Let's look at the pros and cons of being Paris Hilton's best friend. Pros: You'd be in the media spotlight and become a household name. You'd get to go to all the hottest parties and clubs in every major city worldwide. You'd rub elbows with hot celebrities (especially male ones) from rock stars to movie stars. Now the cons: Well, you'd probably never have an intelligent conversation. Being mobbed by paparazzi can't be any picnic in the park. You'd probably end up with a member of the band Good Charlotte (yeah, that's a con). This fall, a group of wannabe Hiltons will ignore the cons and try to become Paris's best friend in a new MTV reality show entitled Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Paris needs more than just an American best friend. Just when you thought you were safe in England, Paris jumps across the pond to find a dumb Brit to join her entourage, too!
March 14, 2008
If you thought MTV had hit rock bottom, you were wrong. Sure, their phalanx of dating shows over the past few years have been an embarrassing reminder of just how low and shameless the once proud and edgy network has become. But, it wasn't until today that MTV officially scraped the bottom of the barrel. It has careened into the abyss, tossing off any semblance of self-respect and embracing the potential commercial merits of pure, unadulterated evil. If you haven't guessed already, MTV has ordered ten episodes of a Paris Hilton reality series, tentatively titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF. On the show, wannabe sycophants will compete in a series of competitions in order to become Paris Hilton's new best friend forever.