Pauly‘s stunning blow out and golden tanned physique seems to acquire a lot of stalkers on Jersey Shore, but the one this week tops the rest.

I don‘t think anyone is shocked to hear that Snooki has a UTI, and honestly she should feel lucky that this is all she has.

What happens when the most level-headed member of the house leaves Jersey Shore? The Shore Store falls apart, the house is threatened with the possibility of getting new roommates, strippers pop out of a cake, Sammy gets in a massive fight and the Seaside SWAT team captures the absent guido -- all firsts for the Shore gang (well, at least on public television).

1. Meatballs on the LooseDeena has a ridiculous and unnecessary meltdown when she hears that Vinny has left, claiming that she has now lost her "soul.

Vinny‘s had enough of his fellow guidos and guidettes as he heads home this week. I can‘t sayI blame him, I mean it has to be hard being the youngest AND the most normal in the house.

Well, they‘ve done it. The cast of Jersey Shore has fist pumped their way into a fifth season. Yes, a FIFTH season.

We are inching closer to the greatness that is known as the Jersey Shore. Our favorite juiced-up, over-tanned, pickled-livered group is gearing up for another season of hijinks, but that doesn‘t mean that theyhaven‘t been in the news lately.

We‘re only a few short weeks away from the premiere of season five of Jersey Shore. If you are like meyou watch this show religiously, but will never admit it in public.