Previously on Dance Moms
, Abby and Kira got into a huge
fight that was full of fireworks (in the form of personal jabs, of course). The last time we saw Abby, she was trotting down the stairs, going nowhere fast. Since then, the aftermath has left the ALDC asking, "Where in the World is Abby Lee Miller?" (which is also the title of this episode).
I like to imagine she's role-playing a real-life "choose your own adventure" game. Maybe she's gone to Paris under the guise of being a tourist, when really she's been charged with taking down terrorists in a Top Secret Mission. But we all know that's probably not the case because with her luck, she would lose her passport before ever boarding the plane. In actuality, Abby is probably just cruising The Grove trying to scout kids to replace the dancers she already has. In the meantime, the show must go on.