between 36 and 40 years in age.

Marge Simpson is best known for her 2.5 foot tall blue hair. Marge is without a doubt the most unappreciated character on the show. Not a day passes when Marge is not busy at work slaving over a hot stove baking goodies, cleaning up after Homer and the kids, minding Maggie, chasing after Bart and consoling Lisa.

Marge's hobbies include compulsive cleaning, baking, shopping and providing advice to her neighbours. While Marge's lifestyle as the "typical housewife" does seem rather dull, she has had some exciting adventures. Marge Simpson is the glue that barely holds the Simpson family together.

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Marjorie Simpson (nee Bouvier)

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6' 2" without hair,
and 8' 6" with hair

-Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!

-Marge: You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

-Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
-Homer: Is it Batman?
-Marge: No, he's a scientist.
-Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
-Marge: It's not Batman!

-Marge: History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.

-Marge: Lisa, have I ever shown you my shattered dreams box?
-Lisa: No.
-Marge: It's upstairs in my disappointment closet.

-Marge: My life is pretty boring. The other day some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door and I wouldn't let them leave. They finally snuck away when I went to make lemonade.

-Marge: If only your father were still with us... [pause] ...but he left for work ten minutes ago.

-Marge: Remember, in England, an elevator is called a lift, a mile is called a kilometer, and botulism is called steak and kidney pie.