Season 7 Episodes

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Season 7, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/14/2006
Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school.
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Season 7, Episode 21 - Air Date: 4/23/2006
For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school, while Malcolm aligns with the unpopular kids to form an anti-prom they call "Morp.
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Cattle Court

Season 7, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/16/2006
Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. At first, he goes along with her political talk, but she catches him with a pork chop.
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Stevie in the Hospital

Season 7, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/9/2006
When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness.
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Bomb Shelter

Season 7, Episode 18 - Air Date: 4/2/2006
Malcolm joins a local dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he'll need a partner who can step it up.
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Hal's Dentist

Season 7, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/26/2006
Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he looses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship becomes in jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them.
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Lois Strikes Back

Season 7, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/19/2006
When four popular high school girls play an evil prank on Reese by pretending he has a secret admirer and then dropping a pig off at his front door, Lois comes to his rescue.
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Season 7, Episode 15 - Air Date: 3/5/2006
Francis receives a visit from Lois and Hal to celebrate his one-year anniversary of sobriety. However, when they attend one of his A.
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Hal Grieves

Season 7, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/19/2006
Hal learns that his father has passed away, but sheds no tears and passes it off as nothing since he never knew him.
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Season 7, Episode 13 - Air Date: 2/12/2006
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College Recruiters (2)

Season 7, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/20/2006
A broke Francis gets talked into getting a real job by Dewey, but one of Francis' rocker friends decides to offer him the position of tour manager of his band instead.
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Bride of Ida (1)

Season 7, Episode 11 - Air Date: 1/13/2006
Lois, Hal, and Dewey go out of town for a piano competition, so they get Ida to watch over Malcolm and Reese while they're gone.
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Malcolm's Money

Season 7, Episode 10 - Air Date: 1/6/2006
Malcolm receives a check for $10,000. After Hal and Lois find out, they decide to keep the money and spend it on something for themselves.
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Malcolm Defends Reese

Season 7, Episode 9 - Air Date: 12/16/2005
Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy.
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Army Buddy

Season 7, Episode 8 - Air Date: 12/2/2005
When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts.
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Season 7, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/18/2005
Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, and the power goes out in the house. Meanwhile, it's Lois who's in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner in favor of a Reese-cooked meal at home.
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Secret Boyfriend

Season 7, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/11/2005
When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly.
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Jessica Stays Over

Season 7, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/4/2005
When Jessica goes through some family troubles, Lois agrees to let her stay at the house, making the boys crazy.
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Season 7, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/28/2005
Reese and Malcolm try to perform the ultimate Halloween prank.
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Reese vs. Stevie

Season 7, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/21/2005
When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.
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Health Insurance

Season 7, Episode 2 - Air Date: 10/7/2005
When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.
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Burning Man

Season 7, Episode 1 - Air Date: 6/6/2005
The family attends the counterculture Burning Man festival in the desert.