8 years old

Lisa Simpson is the middle child in the Simpsons family and is without a doubt, the most ethical and intelligent member of her family. Lisa excels well in the second grade at Springfield elementary school. A truly gifted child, Lisa not only receives the top grades but is also a talented saxophone player. Her mentor is the now deceased "Bleeding Gums Murphy" whom she had met and jammed with on several occasions.

Lisa is considered the "perfect child", which often creates problems for her. Big brother Bart constantly teases her for getting top grades, Homer can't understand why Lisa is a vegetarian, the kids at school think she's a nerdy "brainiac" and Marge is always telling her to smile despite her sadness.

Springfield

Lisa Simpson

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Lis

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-Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
-Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.

-Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

-Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

-Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.

-Lisa: May I have that seat?
-Comic Book Guy: Yes! If you can answer me these questions three. Question the first!—
-Lisa: Never mind.

-Lisa: I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lies some very dark socks.