Season 9 Episodes

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It Ain't Over Till The Fat Neighbor Sings

Season 9, Episode 15 - Air Date: 5/15/2005
Desperate to be needed, Bill searches for a new hobby. He joins an all-male chorus, the Harmonaholics, and the guys are taken by surprise but vow to be supportive.
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Bobby On Track

Season 9, Episode 14 - Air Date: 5/8/2005
Bobby tries out for the track team and, to Hank's surprise, makes the cut. It turns out that the coach is using Bobby's lack of ability to motivate the better runners on the team.
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Gone With the Windstorm

Season 9, Episode 13 - Air Date: 5/1/2005
When Channel 84 hires gung-ho meteorologist Irv Bennett, Nancy and her less-than-accurate weather reports are left out in the cold.
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Smoking and the Bandit

Season 9, Episode 12 - Air Date: 4/17/2005
When smoking is banned in all Arlen restaurants and bars, an infuriated Dale stands up for the smoking community in an act of defiance by going from bar to bar disguised as the smoking bandit.
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Redcorn Gambles With His Future

Season 9, Episode 11 - Air Date: 4/10/2005
John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.
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Arlen City Bomber

Season 9, Episode 10 - Air Date: 3/27/2005
To pay off her credit card debt, Luanne takes a second job: skating with a roller derby team. Peggy ends up joining the team as well and the two of them get in even more financial trouble when they try to start their own team on borrowed money.
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Care-Takin' Care of Business

Season 9, Episode 9 - Air Date: 3/13/2005
When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance, the booster club resolves to replace the school's elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and Hank resolves to help him keep his job by secretly doing upkeep on the field.
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Mutual of OmAbwah

Season 9, Episode 8 - Air Date: 3/6/2005
When Hank forgets to mail his insurance payment, the coverage lapses for 36 hours, causing Hank and Bobby to go into a state of emergency to protect the house from any major disasters.
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Enrique-cilable Differences

Season 9, Episode 7 - Air Date: 2/20/2005
Hank's co-worker Enrique is having marital problems, and starts spending all his time with Hank. Even though he feels he should stay out of it, Hank reluctantly agrees to help Enrique get back together with his wife.
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The Petriot Act

Season 9, Episode 6 - Air Date: 2/13/2005
When Hank agrees to take in a soldier's pet, he gets Duke, a vicious, mean-spirited cat. Hank takes Duke to visit Dr.
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Dale To the Chief

Season 9, Episode 5 - Air Date: 1/30/2005
When Dale re-reads the Warren Commission Report, he is stunned to realize that maybe the government was right all along about who killed Kennedy.
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Yard, She Blows!

Season 9, Episode 4 - Air Date: 1/23/2005
Peggy becomes jealous of all the compliments Hank gets on his lawn. She tries to put her own imprint on the front yard by starting a garden, and to make it stand out, she buys a large, horrible-looking "Garden Gnome" that drives Hank crazy.
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Death Buys a Timeshare

Season 9, Episode 3 - Air Date: 1/16/2005
Cotton inherits $10,000 from the will of his friend Topsy, and goes to Mexico, with Bill in tow, to buy a timeshare.
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Ms. Wakefield

Season 9, Episode 2 - Air Date: 12/19/2004
When an elderly stranger, Ms. Wakefield, visits the Hill residence during Christmas, Hank is thrilled to show her his house since it was also her childhood home.
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A Rover Runs Through It

Season 9, Episode 1 - Air Date: 11/7/2004
Peggy returns home to Montana to reconcile with her mother, only to find that her family may lose its land because of escalating property taxes caused by Hollywood stars moving to Montana.

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