Season 8 Episodes

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Talking Shop!

Season 8, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/23/2004
Forced to decide between enrolling in shop class where he'll work with guys and sharp objects, or joining the peer counseling class where he'll talk lonely young girls through their problems, Bobby goes where the ladies are.
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The Redneck on Rainey Street

Season 8, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/16/2004
Connie is turned down for admission to a prestigious summer school because it already has too many Asian kids.
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Hank's Back

Season 8, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/9/2004
When Hank suffers a back injury at work and none of his doctors can fix it, he tries the healing powers of yoga.
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Stressed For Success

Season 8, Episode 19 - Air Date: 5/2/2004
Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.
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Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

Season 8, Episode 18 - Air Date: 4/25/2004
Hank is outraged when he finds that the Texas State Fair Grill-Off doesn't allow grilling with propane.
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How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

Season 8, Episode 17 - Air Date: 4/18/2004
After reviewing Bobby's History textbook, Hank discovers that the story of the Alamo has been replaced.
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Season 8, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/28/2004
The success of Dale's new security company is threatened when Cotton becomes the local auxiliary police officer.
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Après Hank, le Deluge

Season 8, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/21/2004
When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: The Tom Landry gym. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but while he's delayed at the town's hydroelectric dam debating over whether or not to open the floodgates, Bill blunders his way into a leadership role.
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Dale Be Not Proud

Season 8, Episode 14 - Air Date: 3/14/2004
When NHRA driver John Force needs an organ transplant, Dale is the only one who can save him. Hank encourages Dale to ignore his fear of hospitals and give up his kidney to save Force.
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Cheer Factor

Season 8, Episode 13 - Air Date: 3/7/2004
Peggy volunteers to help with the school cheerleading squad, in order to get them to learn some cheers to motivate the football team.
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Phish and Wildlife

Season 8, Episode 12 - Air Date: 2/22/2004
Hank takes Bobby and the guys on a fishing trip, where they vow to eat only what they catch. A very hungry Bobby befriends the campers next to them, who are a group of hippies.
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My Hair Lady

Season 8, Episode 11 - Air Date: 2/15/2004
Luanne and Bill both get jobs at the hippest hair salon in Arlen, "Hottiez". But to land the coveted spots, they make some major changes.
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That's What She Said

Season 8, Episode 10 - Air Date: 2/8/2004
When Rich gets hired on at Strickland Propane, Hank goes out of his way to welcome him into the Strickland family.
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Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill

Season 8, Episode 9 - Air Date: 1/25/2004
When Hank asks Peggy to design an art piece for Strickland Propane, she creates the "Probot," a statue made out of propane tanks.
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Rich Hank, Poor Hank

Season 8, Episode 8 - Air Date: 1/4/2004
After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own.
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Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

Season 8, Episode 7 - Air Date: 12/14/2003
Hank needs to take some antique furniture to his mother in Arizona, so he rents an 18-wheeler and takes Bobby on a road trip (with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer stowing away).
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After the Mold Rush

Season 8, Episode 6 - Air Date: 12/7/2003
When Hank's house sustains minor water damage, a man from the insurance company sets out to get rich, by determining that the Hill househould is infested with mold.
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Flirting With the Master

Season 8, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/30/2003
The actor who plays TV's "Monsignor Martinez" invites Peggy to Mexico City to tutor his children for an English-language exam.
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The Incredible Hank

Season 8, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/23/2003
Hank has an idea, he wants to take Bobby to the doctor to get him some testosterone supplements to boost his energy.
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New Cowboy on the Block

Season 8, Episode 3 - Air Date: 11/16/2003
A washed-up former Dallas Cowboy moves into the neighborhood, and nobody can admit that he's a jerk.
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Reborn To Be Wild

Season 8, Episode 2 - Air Date: 11/9/2003
Fearing that Bobby is succumbing to bad influences, Hank makes him join a local church youth group. Bobby discovers that the group consists of cool punks (including their tattooed pastor, Pastor K) who worship God through skateboarding and rock n' roll.
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Patch Boomhauer

Season 8, Episode 1 - Air Date: 11/2/2003
Boomhauer discovers that his brother, Patch, is getting married to the girl Boomhauer loves, Katherine.