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The Witches of East Arlen

Season 7, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/18/2003
Hank is enthusiastic about Bobby's new hobby of cards, envisioning his son as an aspiring poker shark.
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Maid in Arlen

Season 7, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/18/2003
Kahn is appalled when his visiting mother becomes a maid for the Hills. It gets even worse when she also goes to work for Bill, and they strike up a romance.
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Night and Deity

Season 7, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/11/2003
After Peggy organizes a bird society, Bill begins trying to attract birds by laying out food in everyone's yard.
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Racist Dawg

Season 7, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/4/2003
Hank fails to install the new valve on the water heater correctly, and it causes a leak, leaving Peggy to wake up with Bill hovering over her on the front lawn.
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Be True to Your Fool

Season 7, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/27/2003
Hank and the guys refuse to drink beer with Bill after he passes lice on to each of them. When Hank & the gang decide to shave their heads, Hank uncovers a unexpected "Bill" tattoo, and becomes irate.
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I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

Season 7, Episode 18 - Air Date: 4/13/2003
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, and talks the principal into letting the un-athletic kids (including Bobby) grow fresh vegetables for the football team.
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The Good Buck

Season 7, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/30/2003
Buck Strickland's wife finally kicks him out, fed up with his drinking, gambling and womanizing. A despondent and lonely Buck asks Luanne to give him Bible lessons.
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The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

Season 7, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/16/2003
Hank takes Bobby to work at Strickland Propane, where Bobby shocks his father by using unethical sales tactics to sell grills.
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An Officer and a Gentle Boy

Season 7, Episode 15 - Air Date: 3/9/2003
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
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Board Games

Season 7, Episode 14 - Air Date: 3/2/2003
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Queasy Rider

Season 7, Episode 13 - Air Date: 2/16/2003
Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor.
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Vision Quest

Season 7, Episode 12 - Air Date: 2/9/2003
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a vision quest.
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Boxing Luanne

Season 7, Episode 11 - Air Date: 2/2/2003
Buck comes up with a scam to make money off of Luanne's good looks, by putting her in the boxing ring.
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Megalo Dale

Season 7, Episode 10 - Air Date: 1/12/2003
The Mega Lo Mart has a pest-control problem, and the manager asks Hank to recommend an exterminator.
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Pigmalion

Season 7, Episode 9 - Air Date: 1/12/2003
Peggy forces Luanne to quit her job as a waitress, and then signs her up for a course on enterpreneurism.
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Full Metal Dust Jacket

Season 7, Episode 8 - Air Date: 1/5/2003
Peggy, who yearns to meet more people who love books, takes over a local independent bookstore. The store starts losing money, so Peggy allows Dale to sell guns there.
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The Texas Skilsaw Massacre

Season 7, Episode 7 - Air Date: 12/15/2002
When Hank falls through his kitchen floor, he discovers the underground escape tunnel Dale has been building.
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The Son Also Roses

Season 7, Episode 6 - Air Date: 12/8/2002
Bobby quits the football team as towel manager, to grow roses. His preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest & finds that he enjoys it as well.
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Dances With Dogs

Season 7, Episode 5 - Air Date: 12/1/2002
Hank and Bobby go head to head in a craze imported from Canada: dog dancing. Hank catches Bobby Dog Dancing with LadyBird, and he is furious.
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Goodbye Normal Jeans

Season 7, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/24/2002
Hank is discouraged when Bobby takes a home economics course, until he starts to reap the benefits. Bobby learns to cook, clean and sew better than Peggy, causing a jealous streak that leaves Peggy a bit unstable during the holidays.
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Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

Season 7, Episode 3 - Air Date: 11/17/2002
Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao is staying with the family, due to some drug debts that she is hiding from back home.
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The Fat and the Furious

Season 7, Episode 2 - Air Date: 11/10/2002
When Bill disgusts everyone with his ability to guzzle hot dogs in a few seconds,he is depressed. Until a sexy woman from the International Federation of Competitive Eating (the NFL of competitive eating) groupie encourages Bill to sign up for the big contest.
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Get Your Freak Off

Season 7, Episode 1 - Air Date: 11/3/2002
Hank likes the clean-cut music of the boy-band 4Skore, but when he takes Bobby to a 4Skore concert, he is shocked to find that the band does suggestive dance moves that Bobby imitates with his new girlfriend, Jordan.

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