Season 3 Episodes

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As Old as the Hills (1)

Season 3, Episode 25 - Air Date: 5/18/1999
On their twentieth wedding anniversary, Hank and Peggy get depressed about all their unfulfilled dreams.
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Take Me out of the Ball Game

Season 3, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/11/1999
When Thaterton stacks his Company softball team with Pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own Softball team to become the Ace pitcher for Strickland Propane.
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Wings of the Dope

Season 3, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/4/1999
While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley's old trampoline.
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Death and Texas

Season 3, Episode 22 - Air Date: 4/27/1999
Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life.
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Revenge of the Lutefisk

Season 3, Episode 21 - Air Date: 4/20/1999
Arlen's new minister is a woman, which everyone except Cotton seems to accept. When Bobby eats all of a Midwestern fish dish prepared by the minister, it somehow leads to him accidentally burning down the church.
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Dog Dale Afternoon

Season 3, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/13/1999
When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths.
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Hank's Cowboy Movie

Season 3, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/6/1999
When Hank takes Bobby to the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Bobby says he likes Wichita Falls better than Arlen.
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Love Hurts and So Does Art

Season 3, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/23/1999
Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout.
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Escape from Party Island

Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/16/1999
Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV's Spring Break.
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Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta

Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/23/1999
Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin.
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Sleight of Hank

Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/16/1999
Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him.
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The Wedding of Bobby Hill

Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/9/1999
Bobby lets Luanne's new boyfriend, a self-proclaimed genius named Rad Thibodeaux, throw a wild party in Boomhauer's house.
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De-Kahnstructing Henry

Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 2/2/1999
Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank to secrecy.
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Three Coaches and a Bobby

Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/26/1999
Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby's football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team, much to Hank's disappointment.
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To Spank with Love

Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 1/19/1999
After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to get "Paddlin' Peggy" reinstated.
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A Fire Fighting We Will Go

Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 1/12/1999
Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse.
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Pretty, Pretty Dresses

Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 12/15/1998
At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it's the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left him.
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Good Hill Hunting

Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 12/1/1998
All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby.
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Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men

Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/17/1998
After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank's mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group.
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Peggy's Pageant Fever

Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/10/1998
A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck. If she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the judges.
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Next of Shin

Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/3/1998
Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton shows up and announces that he got his wife pregnant.
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Pregnant Paws

Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/13/1998
Hank wants to breed Ladybird, but the veterinarian says that she has a narrow uterus and probably can't have children.
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Peggy's Headache

Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/6/1998
When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a theraputic massage.
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And They Call It Bobby Love

Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/22/1998
Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys.
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Death of a Propane Salesman (2)

Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/15/1998
Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal with his fear of dying.