Season 1 Episodes

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Who is the best male stripper?

Season 1, Episode 26 - Air Date: 2/10/2004
After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle.
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Who is the best parent?

Season 1, Episode 25 - Air Date: 1/7/2004
The boys see who can last the longest living in the same van. Spenny, scared to death of Kenny's driving, opts for the front, while Kenny turns the back of the van into his own personal Turkish party palace.
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Who can win a beauty pageant?

Season 1, Episode 24 - Air Date: 10/28/2003
Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny’s character, which given his behavior on the show, shouldn’t be too hard.
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Who can sit on a cow the longest?

Season 1, Episode 23 - Air Date: 9/23/2003
Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses.
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Who is the better chef?

Season 1, Episode 22 - Air Date: 9/9/2003
It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness.
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Who is the best Fashion Designer?

Season 1, Episode 21 - Air Date: 8/26/2003
The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.
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Who is the sanest?

Season 1, Episode 20 - Air Date: 9/30/2003
The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the brink.
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Who is the strongest?

Season 1, Episode 19 - Air Date: 1/21/2004
Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.
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Who can live in a van the longest?

Season 1, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/16/2004
The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.
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Kenny takes Spenny to court for money owed

Season 1, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/9/2004
Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition.
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Who is the best actor?

Season 1, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/3/2004
Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most.
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Who is the better boxer?

Season 1, Episode 15 - Air Date: 3/23/2004
It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies.
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Who can survive in the woods the longest?

Season 1, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/23/2004
The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children’s choir as they perform perhaps the cheesiest song ever written.
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Who does she like better?

Season 1, Episode 13 - Air Date: 10/14/2003
The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.
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Who do kids like most?

Season 1, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/14/2004
The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest.
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Who can earn the most money in three days?

Season 1, Episode 11 - Air Date: 10/7/2003
Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more.
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Who can stand up the longest?

Season 1, Episode 10 - Air Date: 9/16/2003
Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara.
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Who is the best figure skater?

Season 1, Episode 9 - Air Date: 2/17/2004
Kenny decides to make this competition "The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you.
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Who Does She Like Better?

Season 1, Episode 8 - Air Date: 10/14/2003
Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl -- the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started.
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Who makes the most convincing woman?

Season 1, Episode 7 - Air Date: 1/28/2004
Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?
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Who can lose the most weight?

Season 1, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/11/2003
Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest.Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?
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Who can stay handcuffed the longest?

Season 1, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/18/2003
Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny?
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Who can stay awake the longest?

Season 1, Episode 4 - Air Date: 9/2/2003
This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?
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Who can win a series of mini-competitions?

Season 1, Episode 3 - Air Date: 11/4/2003
Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his moral code, and finally decides it’s time to cheat.
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Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?

Season 1, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/2/2003
The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.
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Who can stay blindfolded the longest?

Season 1, Episode 1 - Air Date: 10/21/2003
Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.