It‘s the final countdown ... until Ben asks Courtney to be his bride (you know, allegedly) and slides that ring onto her thin, cold, long-black-glove-sheathed finger in the Bachelor finale.

Wow, what an episode of The Courtney Show that was last night, right? It turns out there was so much riveting footage of the women discussing Courtney until their cosmetically plumped lips almost fell off that ABC had to cut other, slightly-less riveting but still sort of interesting footage from the episode.

Ah, the Women Tell All. When the girls Ben didn‘t want to marry, return to answer the questions nobody asked, rehash the drama nobody cares about, and get the closure that, given how long it‘s been since they dated him and how superficial those relationships were in the first place, nobody needs.

Hey Bachelor fans! Fans? Can we call ourselves that anymore? I‘ll be honest: I‘ve been watching this season of The Bachelor with about as much investment as Ben--little to none!

Last night, Ben got a glimpse of his final four girls‘ home lives, and we got a glimpse of how little effort he puts in, even when he‘s meeting a girl‘s parents.

Ben‘s been going through the motions all season, and this week, someone finally calls him on it, kinda.

Photos and details from The Bachelor season 16, episode 8, in which Ben Flajnik visits the hometowns of his final four, airing Monday, February 20 at 8pm on ABC.

Today‘s batch of Bachelor bonus videos, coming to us after last night‘s infuriating episode in Belize, has a special Valentine‘s Day lesson for everyone.

Tonight on The Bachelor, Ben and his final six travel to Belize -- the most beautiful place to fall in love.

So, how are we all feeling about Ben after last night‘s episode? Titillated? Twitterpated? Frustrated?