Heyooo, Bachelorette-lovin‘ babies! Hope you all had a great Memorial Day weekend. And what better way to cap off the holiday celebrating America‘s servicemen and women than two hours of a reality TV soap opera?

First things first: Switching the show format from 30 minutes to an hour is a colossal mistake. Kim role-playing in different wigs, Kris‘ overworked freakouts and Rob taking Bruce for granted drags in the longer timeslot.

We get it, America‘s Got Talent, you have Howard Stern. Now let‘s see some talent! Nick Cannon is riding on a swamp boat, so we must be in Florida.

Last season on Drop Dead Diva, Stacy kissed Grayson but realized that it was a mistake and finally revealed to Grayson that Jane is Deb.

Tonight, on Top Gear: the hosts get very cold and wet, Jeremy Clarkson reenacts the Battle of Britain, and there‘s a member of Blur in the Reasonably Priced Car.

Star Challenge: Chopped DessertsEven with this special 1.5 hour episode, there‘s no time to spare, so the FNS contestants are given their star challenge straight away with the ominous entrance of Scott Conant, Alex Guarnaschelli and Marc Murphy - the judges of Chopped, "the one show that scares the daylights out of me," according to Josh.

The best quotes from the ninth episode of season 2 of Game of Thrones.

This week on Mad Men, Joan sells herself for Jaguar, Peggy leaves SCDP for a rival agency and Don is the moral voice of reason in almost every situation.

If you want to know what the best episode of Game of Thrones is, this is it. "Blackwater" is the drama‘s crowning achievement, an episode so singularly focused and brilliantly directed that it puts most movies to shame.

Everyone‘s running scared on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this week. Kendall‘s shyness hurts her new job, Kourtney fears where her trust issues are leading and Kim confronts her fear of spiders.

After her extravagant yet short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries, being accused of faking her marriage for the sake of ratings, being flour bombed by PETA, plus major divorce drama and feud with other celebrities, it looks like Kim Kardashian is desperate for a reputation makeover.

The 30 sexiest women of summer television.

This is my viewpoint, from the far end of the couch...reminiscing about old favorites and other things I miss in the world of TV.

It‘s time for the premiere of the newest singing competition to join the ranks of American Idol and The Voice!

The 2011-2012 TV season has officially come to a close,  the Nielsen ratings are in and for the first time in nine years, the most-watched show of the season isn‘t American Idol.