Ah, the Women Tell All. When the girls Ben didn‘t want to marry, return to answer the questions nobody asked, rehash the drama nobody cares about, and get the closure that, given how long it‘s been since they dated him and how superficial those relationships were in the first place, nobody needs.

So, how are we all feeling about Ben after last night‘s episode? Titillated? Twitterpated? Frustrated?

With new competition from The Voice, The Bachelor needed to come out with an explosive episode. Three people were eliminated.

Tonight, winemaker Ben continues to ferment his relationships with nine women. This week, they‘re in Panama City, Panama -- the group‘s sixth stop on this journey, because it‘s impossible to fall in love if you‘re not constantly traveling.

After last week‘s skinny dipping scandal, I hope you‘re not tired of watching The Bachelor‘s Courtney Robertson bare it all in the name of snaring her man (who would be?

Photos and details for the sixth episode of The Bachelor season 16 starring Ben Flajnik, airing February 6 on ABC.

If you played The Bachelor drinking game last night, you‘re probably hung over. This show typified Season 16: Courtney‘s "winning", a David Gray song, skinny dipping, a cameo appearance from Ben‘s waxed chest, an Emily and Courtney evil stare contest, and numerous crying confessionals.

Tonight, Ben and his harem go to beautiful Vieques, Puerto Rico. Everyone‘s excited, except Courtney, who was here two months ago and also doesn‘t have the part of her brain that would enable emotions like "excitement" or "remorse.

Tonight, Ben and the women who are still successfully hiding their dealbreakers from him traveled to exciting, exotic, alluring .

Today, in one of our embarrassingly plentiful discussions about The Bachelor, my friend/co-worker/inspiration Carla Patton (who also happens to begin her coverage of American Idol on this website this week, and she‘s hilarious so READ IT!