Stewie Griffin


Date Of Birth



Stewie Griffin Biography:

Stewie Griffin is a 1-year-old baby who is driven by his goal to become the sole ruler of the entire world. In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle strength, toilet training and his need for parentally sustenance, Stewie would have become leader over most of the third world, including Canada.

Stewie has the voice and manner of an evil Rex Harrison, but he's only recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of his escape from his mother's "cursed ovarian Bastille," in which he was incarcerated for nine gruelling months. Another goal for Stewie is to murder his mother, Lois . Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far, it doesn't mean that she is off the hook.

An unusual aspect of Stewie's physique is his American football-shaped head.

Voice actor: Seth MacFarlane

Stewie Griffin Personality:

Stewie Griffin has a sophisticated style of both attitude and mannerism, but they sometimes interfere with childish interests. He enjoys literature and is also a brilliant genius level intellect who can design sophisticated technology. Stewie's actions and desires to conquer the world is his reaction to being a helpless baby who is totally dependent on adults (and his mom in particular) for everything. Moreover, his longing to conquer the world is based upon his desire for control over his own life. Stewie's personality, which is often rather theatrical and effiminate, and the fact his voice could be interperated as a Quivering Lisp, easily lent itself to such speculation. Stewie likely has antisocial personality disorder among other disorders, including megalomania and acute paranoia.

Stewie Griffin Quotes

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Stewie: It seems with death incapacitated my matricidal efforts are futile.

Place of Birth

Quahog, Rhode Island

Birth Name

Stewart Gilligan Griffin



Fun Facts

-His email address is (as stated in the episode "Death is a !$#!#") "".

-Has gone through many phases, including a time when he loved funky fruit hats (he did a little dance at this point), and a time when he loved a British children's show called Jolly Farm Revue.

-His football-shaped head may have been due to an accident in which he hit his head on the ceiling, but this theory is contradicted by a flashback on Chitty Chitty Death Bang where he is born with a football head.
-Dreams of opening his own tailor shop, especially for big and tall men.

-Greatly admires God, due to him being "so deliciously evil."

-Also a big fan of Death.

-Takes Valium.
Appeared in an iPod commercial with the song "Warrior" by Scandal.

-Appeared on "Kids Say the Darndest Things" hosted by Bill Cosby. When he appeared, the result was far from expected, with him getting tired of Cosby's constant babbling.

-Had an eating disorder.

-Worst enemy is his mother

-He liked being hit by his mom in "Peter's Two Dads"

-He was born when Lois was on pot.

-Worked for Calvin Klein advertising diapers, saying 'I look good in my new Calvin Klein diapers!'










"Victory is mine!"
"What the deuce?!"
"What the devil do you mean?"
"Who the hell you think you are?"
"Damn you, vile woman!"
"What the hell!"
"Damn you all!"

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