Professor Hubert Farnsworth is the most senior living member among The Academy of Professors. Born in 2841, he is, in truth, 160 years old although he claims to only be 150. He misrepresents his age in order to bypass the earth law which stipulates that anyone over 160 must be taken to the near death star to be used as an energy source. Farnsworth is Fry’s great nephew to the 30th degree.
(Photo courtesy of Matt Groening)
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Shut up friends. My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.
-Fry: Very impressive, back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars.
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, in those days Mars was a dreary uninhabitable wasteland much like Utah, but unlike Utah Mars was eventually made livable.
[the lab is collapsing]
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!
-Lucy Liu-bot: You're cute!
-Fry: No, you are!
-Lucy Liu-bot: No, you!
-Fry: No, you!
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh well, that's love for you, I guess.
-Amy Wong: You're going to Nigel 7? Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth: We could but we won't. It's a spaceship damn it! Not a prom limousine! [angry rant]
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth: If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome.
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Most video tapes were damaged in 2047 during the second coming of Jesus.