Philip J. Fry was born in 1974 and he is 25 years old. He once had three heart attacks in high school for gulping down a hundred cans of Cola each week. He quit Coney Island college and spent the next three years continuously glued to the television. He believed his telethon would someday equip him in saving the world. He eventually became a pizza delivery boy for Panuccis Pizza until he accidentally got cryogenically frozen while delivering to Applied Cryogenics on December 31, 1999. He awoke a thousand years later on December 31, 2999.
(Photo courtesy of Matt Groening)
-Walter Koenig: When we woke up, we had these bodies.
-Fry: Say it in Russian.
-Walter Koenig: [groans] Ven ve voke up, ve had these wodies.
-Fry: [delighted] Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels".
-Walter Koenig: NO!
-Fry: [as he is being sucked into a spaceship] Hey, what's the big idea? Stop abducting me! Why does your vanity plate say PROBE1?
-Fry: I like your tail.
-Ombrial: Thanks. I like those wriggly doodads growning from your hips.
-Fry: Thanks. They're called pants.
-Fry: We're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere.
-Leela: Bees communicate by dancing.
-Fry: Just like my parents! Oh wait, that was hitting.
-Fry: All I have to do is bust open that gate, knock out those guards and rescue Bender. [Leela, as Lee Lemon, busts open the gate and knocks out the guards]
-Fry: Hey, I did it! Wait, that's not me.
-Fry: It's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up.
-Fry: Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.