Kif Kroker


Date Of Birth



Kif Kroker is a hard-working and long suffering alien lieutenant with the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP). He does all the toiling and hard work for his boss, Zapp Brannigan, and ends up taking the fall for Zapp’s bungling errors. Zapp thinks of him as his most loyal friend but Kif considers Zapp a total jackass. Kif is completely enamored with his girlfriend Amy and has a hidden knack for makeovers and hairdressing. Kif has no bones and is supported by a system of inflated bladders.

(Photo courtesy of Matt Groening)

Place of Birth

Amphibios 9

Birth Name

Kif Kroker



Fun Facts











-Captain Zapp Brannigan: One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?
-Kif Kroker: No, it doesn't.

-Captain Zapp Brannigan: [after destroying an alien mothership] Well, we destroyed the... what the hell is that?
[a ship materializes out of thin air]
-Kif Kroker: It appears to be the mothership, sir.
-Captain Zapp Brannigan: Then what did we just blow up?
-Kif Kroker: The Hubble Telescope.

-Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
-Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.

Voiced by

Maurice LaMarche

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