Eric Cartman


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Aside from being the "fat kid" in the cast, Eric Theodore Cartman is often described as being abusive, anti-Semitic, violent, campy, aggressive, greedy, corrupt, sexist, bigoted, self-centered, rude, racist, and extremely manipulative. As other people make fun of his weight, he goes on to insult the others, and often acts in a manner that opposes to others. This causes the other boys to dislike him, although there are times when he has shown ability in business and leadership.

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Eric Theodore Cartman



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'Screw you guys, I'm going home.'

'Hey, don't call me fat you f*ing Jew!'

'How would you like, to suck my balls, mister Garrison.'

'Respect my authoritah!'

'I'm not fat, i'm big-boned.'

'I'm not fat, I'm festivally plump.'

'Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!'


'I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs we'd be lame.'

'You're breaking my balls.'

'No kitty, that's my chicken pot pie! No kitty! That's a bad kitty!'

Cartman: 'Mom kitty's being a dildo!'
Cartman's mom: 'Well, I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!'

'Kyle, I'm sorry for all those times I called you a stupid Jew. I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.'

'Screw you hippy!'

'Hahahahahahah, nahnahnahnahnah-naah!'

F*ck you Millie, f*ck you Annie, f*ck you Bebe, f*ck you whatever your name is, and f*ck you, b*tch!

'Kyles' mom's a b*tch She's a big fat b*tch She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world'

'Don't mind him, Jesus. He's Jewish.'

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