Season 3 Episodes

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Blow Outs

Season 3, Episode 24 - Air Date: 6/6/2012
Drama brews at Elka's favorite salon.
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What's Behind the Door

Season 3, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/30/2012
Victoria plans to revive her canceled soap opera.
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Storage Wars

Season 3, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/16/2012
From TV Land: The ladies bid on an abandoned storage unit and unearth an item of potentially historical proportions which requires Artie Firestone's expertise.
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Some Like it Hot

Season 3, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/9/2012
From TV Land: Go behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" to discover never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew, in-depth interviews as well as favorite show moments and bloopers all from the third season of the hit sitcom.
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The Gateway Friend

Season 3, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/2/2012
From TV Land: The girls have to get their L.A. friend, Courtney back together with her Beverly Hills dermatologist boyfriend, Dr.
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Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

Season 3, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/25/2012
From TV Land: Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's marriage proposal but has reservations. Billionaire Artie Firestone wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover to make him more appealing to women.
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Cruel Shoes

Season 3, Episode 18 - Air Date: 4/18/2012
From TV Land: Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George, a man short on time but big on life. Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.
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Claus, Tails and High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 4/11/2012
From TV Land: The ladies celebrate their annual "birthdates": Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus, Victoria reunites with the seemingly perfect Capt.
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Everything Goes Better with Vampires

Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/28/2012
From TV Land: Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush Rick Springfield (Rick Springfield), Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper (Rhea Perlman), Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid and Elkas fed up with her writing partner.
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Rubber Ball

Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 3/21/2012
From TV Land: When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president (Ed Asner), and hes bent on revenge.
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Hot & Heavy

Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 3/14/2012
Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club.
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Tangled Web

Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 3/7/2012
Melanie discovers something about her new love interest.
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Lost Loves

Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 2/15/2012
From TV Land: Inspired by Valentine's Day, the ladies decide to track down their lost loves - including the man who left Joy standing at the altar!
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I'm With The Band

Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 2/8/2012
From TV Land: When Johnny Revere (Huey Lewis) records a benefit song in Cleveland, Victoria assumes they'll pick up where they left off.
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Life With Lucci

Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 2/1/2012
From TV Land: Victorias arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled.
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Love Is Blind

Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 1/25/2012
From TV Land: Victorias daughter Emmy (Jennifer Love Hewitt) is back for a visit with some very surprising news shes engaged to Melanies son Will (Joe Jonas)!
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God and Football

Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 1/18/2012
From TV Land: On Elkas (and Betty Whites) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns locker room and ends up dating the kicker (Dan Cortese).
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Two Girls and a Rhino

Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 1/11/2012
From TV Land: When Joy and Elka learn that their combined scents is an aphrodisiac for the nearly extinct Black Rhinos, theyre forced to live together at the Cleveland zoo until the species is saved.
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One Thing or a Mother

Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 12/7/2011
From TV Land: The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas: Joy's dating a man of indeterminate age, Victoria's seeing a hand model (Sean Hayes), Melanie's guy regrettably resembles Winnie the Pooh and Roy's (John Mahoney) mom hates Elka.
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How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 1/4/2012
From TV Land: While waiting in line for the bathroom at a Cleveland sports game, Melanie, Joy, and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the 80s.
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Happy Fat

Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 12/21/2011
From TV Land: Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man, Roy (John Mahoney).
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Funeral Crashers

Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 12/14/2011
From TV Land: When the dry cleaners lose Melanies favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down.
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Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 12/7/2011
From TV Land: Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her.
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Elka's Choice

Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 11/30/2011
From TV Land: After her allegedly dead husband Bobby (Don Rickles) interrupts her wedding, Elka must choose between him, Max (Carl Reiner) & Fred (Buck Henry).