between 36 and 39 years old
Homer J. Simpson is married to Marge (nee Bouvier) and has three children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Homer works at Springfield's Nuclear Power Plant as a Safety Inspector for Sector 7G. He spends most of his time sleeping or hanging around the vending machines at work.
When he's not at work, Homer loves visiting the local watering hole, Moe's Tavern, where he guzzles Duff Beer with his pal, Barney Gumble. He also enjoys hobbies such as lounging on the sofa, bowling, watching television and eating. Homer enjoys spending quality time with Marge and the kids.
Homer has gone by many names and aliases. While in the Witness Protection Program, the family assumed the surname "Thompson" (which he had a hard time understanding at first). Homer legally changed his name to "Max Power" for a time to escape public ridicule. He has also been known by many nicknames, including "Homey," "Homina," "Home-boy," "Colonel Homer," "Dancin' Homer," "Mr. Plow," "Mr. Sparkle," "Hungry, Hungry Homer," "El Homo", the "Brick Hit House," the "Southern Dandy," and "Bottomless Pete, Nature's Cruelest Mistake," among others. He once ran a gossip website under the alias "Mr. X." and briefly became a pie-touting super hero called "The Pie Man". "Angry dad", which was based on Homer, was the name of a internet comic character that was created by Bart.
-D'oh!
-Why you little...!
-Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
-Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
-Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
-Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
-Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
-Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
-Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
-Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
-Lisa: This conversation is over.
-Homer: This conversation is *under*.
-Lisa: Goodbye.
-Homer: *bad*bye
-Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
-Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
-Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!
-Homer: A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.