The Fourth of July fireworks have nothing on the absurdly addictive season (and likely series) finale of the CW's sexy summer teen soap, Hidden Palms. Debuting at the end of May, the eight episodes were filled with surreal plotlines, terrible acting, and a tiny pinch of sex. Tonight, find out who killed Eddie, however illogical and mind-warpingly stupid the conclusion is.
Creator Kevin Williamson, the man to blame for the onslaught of crappy teenage soaps and horrors films when he started with trend with Dawson's Creek and Scream, aimed for a Twin Peaks-ian level of intrigue, and wound up with a show so trashy, Paris Hilton would need a shower after only one viewing. For those just getting into the game, let's take a look at the major players.
Johnny, The Tween Dream Hero: Actor Taylor Handley's blond mop-top and generic good looks are perfectly suited for the role of the sensitive, damaged hero, a character plucked from the fantasies of teenage girls. An avid photographer and shirtless, poolside sunbather, Jonnny lost his father a year ago when the old man shot himself immediately following a drunken talk with his son about Pablo Neruda. The trauma turned Johnny into an alcoholic, who is now fresh out of rehab. Not helping is the fact that his mother and step-father moved him to Palm Springs, where he now lives in the bedroom of Eddie, a kid his age who committed suicide a year ago. Or not.