This week on the final season premiere of Gossip Girl, the gang bands together like a rich, bratty version of The Avengers for an extended version of Wheres Serena? Its like Wheres Waldo? only instead of striped shirts and hats, youre mostly looking for gorgeous hair and the cleavage rhombus. Serena should have known she could only hide her light under a bushel, or officiate gay weddings, or whatever it was she was doing for so long. Mostly because at some point, her mother would have to remember she had children, and that usually happens on about a four-month cycle.
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