Its college time in Gossip-land, and that means nothing remotely normal, as usual! While Blair puts on her "confidence headband," Dan grabs his "comfort bagel," and they both head to NYU. Serena is busy fake-packing her tube tops for Brown, but oops! Shes not going to Brown, because that would mean filming in Rhode Island. Yeeeesh. So she got in, but now shes dropping out. Why didnt the Gossip Girl writers just get Serena into a college in NYC? I dont know, maybe they too deferred from their dream schools on the whim of becoming screenwriters, which explains why that sounds like a plausible and good idea to them, and also why sometimes this show makes no damn sense.
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