Years, months, and/or weeks ago on Gossip Girl: Remember when Chuck tried to molest Jenny? When Blair didnt get into Yale? When Dan didnt get financial aid? When Serena jetted off to Spain with Poppy and a man who knows her at Sabrina? When Blair and Nate got back together? Then youre on track. Here we go.We open on a classy restaurant, and Blair dressed as a Cockney bag lady. In a pretty horrible "My Fair Lady" accent, she approaches Nate and Blair, who are dressed all classy-like and sitting at a table. Rich Blair tells poor, ugly, sad Blair that shes poor and ugly and sad, and shell never go to Yale. Poor bag lady Blair is dragged away as actual Blair wakes up from her horrid nightmare of having to work for money, looks at her invitation to Nates cousins wedding, and smiles. It was all just a horrible dream. The end.
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