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It's a Cliffhanger, By George

Season 5, Episode 22 - Air Date: 4/12/2006
"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny for her part in an old robbery, so she flees; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to younger woman he barely knows.
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George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Season 5, Episode 21 - Air Date: 4/5/2006
Benny is gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor, but gets the ultimate revenge when George can't sleep at night without dreaming of his dysfunctional childhood.
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George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

Season 5, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/5/2006
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
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George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)

Season 5, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/29/2006
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.
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George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

Season 5, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/22/2006
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
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George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Season 5, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/15/2006
Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance.
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George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

Season 5, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/1/2006
George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
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A Funeral Brings George to His Niece

Season 5, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/22/2006
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
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The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Season 5, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/15/2006
Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active.
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George Keeps Truant to Himself

Season 5, Episode 13 - Air Date: 2/8/2006
When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
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George Enrolls Like That

Season 5, Episode 12 - Air Date: 2/1/2006
When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.
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George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family

Season 5, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/14/2005
George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
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George Says I Do... More in This Marriage

Season 5, Episode 10 - Air Date: 12/7/2005
George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
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George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

Season 5, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/30/2005
George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
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George Tries to Write a Wrong

Season 5, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/16/2005
George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
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George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial

Season 5, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/16/2005
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
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George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

Season 5, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/9/2005
George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
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Trick or Treat Me Right

Season 5, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/2/2005
George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
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George Drives the Batmobile

Season 5, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/26/2005
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house.
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George's Dog Days of Bummer

Season 5, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/19/2005
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor.
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You Dropped a Mom on Me

Season 5, Episode 2 - Air Date: 10/12/2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
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George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Season 5, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/28/2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

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