Season 3 Episodes

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Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)

Season 3, Episode 28 - Air Date: 5/21/2004
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her.
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What George Doesn't Noah (1)

Season 3, Episode 27 - Air Date: 5/21/2004
When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is.
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Wrecking Ball

Season 3, Episode 26 - Air Date: 5/14/2004
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.
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Bachelor Party

Season 3, Episode 25 - Air Date: 5/7/2004
Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
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George Goes to Disneyland

Season 3, Episode 24 - Air Date: 4/30/2004
When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn\\\'t want to go and see all the things he missed as a child.
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She Drives Me Crazy

Season 3, Episode 23 - Air Date: 4/16/2004
After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.
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Dance Fever

Season 3, Episode 22 - Air Date: 4/9/2004
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom.
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George's House of Cards

Season 3, Episode 21 - Air Date: 4/2/2004
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
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The Art of Boxing

Season 3, Episode 20 - Air Date: 3/26/2004
Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali\\\'s school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.
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Angie Gets Tanked

Season 3, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/19/2004
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position.
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Jason Tutors Max

Season 3, Episode 18 - Air Date: 2/27/2004
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
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Weekend at Benny's

Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/20/2004
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
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Benny and Randy

Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/13/2004
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy.
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God Needles George

Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/6/2004
George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
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The Trouble with Ricky

Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 1/23/2004
When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
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Why You Crying?

Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/9/2004
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
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Christmas Punch

Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 12/12/2003
At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
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Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 11/28/2003
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
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Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/21/2003
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
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Fishing Cubans

Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/14/2003
This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary.
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Bringing Home the Bacon

Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/7/2003
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quincea├▒era (15th birthday party).
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No One Gets Out Alive

Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 10/31/2003
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
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Split Decision

Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/24/2003
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar.
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Carmen's Dating

Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/17/2003
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
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Feel the Burn

Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/10/2003
George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
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The Cuban Missus Crisis

Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/3/2003
Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.
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Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/26/2003
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States.
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Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)

Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/26/2003
George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it.